So I took Ben to get his present and he started looking at a really dumb toy.
I said "Ben, that is a stupid toy, I'm not going to buy it so pick out something else."
He said, "Mom, that is a naughty word, you can't ever say stupid."
When we were done shopping, we got in the car and Ben said, "Dad, mommy said a really naughty word – she said stupid."
Tim said, "you are a good police officer, Ben"
Ben said, "I am not a police officer right now, I am a woman."
We said, "What? No you're not"
He said, "YES, I am a woman"
So I asked, "What's a woman?"
And Ben said with the tone of a professor, "A woman is a man that's really, really mad."
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